- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

knock knock? come in

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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