Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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