Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

2 black kids walk into school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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