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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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