Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Yo mama so fat.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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here kitty kitty

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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