- Anti Joke

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Lets Go Lakers!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)