- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

mexicans fishing

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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