CAVE JOHNSON.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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