- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's your guys names?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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