- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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