- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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