when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's your guys names?

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A dog was barking at a tree

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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