A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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360 NO SCOPE

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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