- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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