- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A dog was barking at a tree

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's your guys names?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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