- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's your guys names?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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