- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

roses are red violets are indigo

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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