- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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