- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's your guys names?

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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