- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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