Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Y u do dis?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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