What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's your guys names?

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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