- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Connor is homosexuaI

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a black man? Rob

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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