Where's my tractor?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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women's rights

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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