Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Where's my tractor?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

12 niqqa 12.

Anti Joke

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