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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Vagina cream... end of story

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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