- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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