- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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