Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What does water smell like? water.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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