What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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