- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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