A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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