- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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