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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Irish sobriety

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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