Sex vagina. lol.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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non poop

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Im gay What about you

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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