- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

belly button

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Y u do dis?

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

non poop

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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