- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

it's funny because it's funny

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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