- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your guys names?

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A dog was barking at a tree

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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