- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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