- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Pianos.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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