Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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