- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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