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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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