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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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