Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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