- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Bob Saget

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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