- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex vagina. lol.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

belly button

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Y u do dis?

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

non poop

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