- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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