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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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