- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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