- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

belly button

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Y u do dis?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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