Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

black people

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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