- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Y u do dis?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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