- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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