Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Bob Saget

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Misner is a twat.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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