"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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The Oakland Raiders

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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