What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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