why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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