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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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