- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

women's rights

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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