A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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pee

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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hey justin

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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the WNBA

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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