- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Continents are large islands.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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