What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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