Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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