What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

ur mum

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

YOLO

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

8===D ~ ~ ~

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Terry has ebola

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Anti Joke

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