What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

I am very humble.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Lindsay Lohan

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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