- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

i have a christmas tree.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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