Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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knock knock whos their a person

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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