Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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i killed my family

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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2 black kids walk into school

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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