Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Massie is a fatass

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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