Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I had a lemon. hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops