A seal walks into a club.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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